‘THEY CALL ME CAVEMAN CAKES’ an educational and inspirational song by The Crazies
The Troglodytes (also known as cavemen) ate a diet mainly consisting of ground up wild rice and grains, which they baked over fires into round cakes, commonly called (among the troglodytes) ‘caveman cakes.’
The Troglodytes probably never experienced boredom. They spent their leisure time hunting, gathering berries, playing lacrosse, braiding their hair, and dyeing their body hair with henna.
The Troglodytes would go on to star in a series of insurance agency commercials as well as a short lived and much maligned network television series.